How to survive your evil boarding school

So you’ve landed in an evil boarding school. Chances are your parents thought they were doing the right thing: giving you a great education, sending you to the top disciplinarians who will set you on the proper path in life. But there’s something wicked going on behind the cute uniforms and impressive alumni list, and you might not survive until graduation. So what’s a life-loving student to do? We look to the best in evil boarding school survivalism.

Be warned: there be spoilers below.

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